Quote of the Week

"Do you get white wine or red wine to go with Quaaludes?"
Joan Rivers, on buying a present for Lindsay Lohan.

Ok...I don't really get this -- why is she buying Lindsay Lohan a present? And if we leave that question aside, is she implying she bought Lindsay Quaaludes? And if we leave that question aside, why is she buying Lindsay alcohol as well as Quaaludes (assuming she did buy the Quaaludes)?
I guess she could just be kidding around. In that case, what a hilarious question this is! Lol.